- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Once upon a time, The end.

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