What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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