- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Justin Beiber

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A black student graduated High School

i just wrote this so hard

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

George W. Bush

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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