- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Equal rights!

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call an blank test? an F

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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