- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

i hate non minorities!

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What's white and gluey Glue

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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