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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

CAVE JOHNSON.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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