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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

whats green and slimy? green slim

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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I have a horse.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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