Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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