What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Your big dick.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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