What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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Anti Joke

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