- Anti Joke

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"