- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

my wife out of the kitchen

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Cancer

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Robin, get in the car, please.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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