A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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mexicans fishing

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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