- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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