field day?

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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