- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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