- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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