Y u do dis?

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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I'm so punny.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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