What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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why girl die cancer

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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