What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

your mom

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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