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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Julian Ha.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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