Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Pickles are powerful

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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