Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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