- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

How did the black person die? Of old age

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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