- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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