- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Your mom.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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