- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Hail Hitler

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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