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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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