- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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