A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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