Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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