"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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