- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

I like touching my boobs

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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