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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

A fish swims up your penis...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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