- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

the WNBA

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

batman has diarrhea

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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