Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

justin beiber sucks

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Anti Joke

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