What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Good job, son.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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