- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

A Mormon walks into a bar

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Pickles are powerful

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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