- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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