DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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