Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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the redsox

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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poopy is poopy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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