What's funnier than 24? 25

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

A woman walks into a bar.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

girls basketball

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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