What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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