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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Caolan and Eamon

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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