- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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