- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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