- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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