- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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