Your girlfriend.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Black people in Camden NJ.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

thumb_up thumb_down -9

the redsox

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops