Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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