- Anti Joke

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

A Mormon walks into a bar

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies