Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Pickles are moist.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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