A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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