Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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VITAMIN C!

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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