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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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