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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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