- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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