- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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