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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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