- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't february march Because april may

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

woman's lacrosse

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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