- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

what has genitial warts? me

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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