What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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