- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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