How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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