Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Make me famous

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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