Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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