- Anti Joke

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.