whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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