why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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