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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What do you call an amazing person Good

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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