What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Make me famous

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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