WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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