- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

A bar walks into a man

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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