What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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HOLY COW!

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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