What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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