Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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