Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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