- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats what she said

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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