- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Thats what she said

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

9/11

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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