Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Justin Bieber.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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