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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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