- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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