A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

A Serbian Film

LO AND BEHOLD!

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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