- Anti Joke

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

mark is life

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning