What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Communism hehe xd

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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tommy is retared

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Get it? More.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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