- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

A Serbian Film

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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