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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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