What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

chinga tue madre Ryan

Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

A Serbian Film

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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