How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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