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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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