why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Everybody will die

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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I'm HIV positive.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Anti Joke

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