- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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