Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

LO AND BEHOLD!

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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