- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Face...tastes like chicken!

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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