The cream, it is coming

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

You bumder!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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