- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

drew edminstin is a rat

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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