- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

One, two, three, four and five

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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