- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

I was watching Fox news.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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