How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What's the new green? Green

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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