- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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