what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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