Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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