A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Seven

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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time to spruce up!

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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