Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

I was watching Fox news.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...