Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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one of the idiot

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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lewis=cardiac

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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