- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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