This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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okay so theres this guy.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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