- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Nickelback.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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