Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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