What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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I'm HIV positive.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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