- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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