- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A sober Irish individual.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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