- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

I was watching Fox news.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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