Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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I'm gay.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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123 f*ck off

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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