what you get time to go with? - a clock

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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