- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Kyle grund parker coffey

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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