- Anti Joke

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A hill billy went fishing

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.