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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

I'm HIV positive.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Everybody will die

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Women's Rights

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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