Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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